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La Vie de Jennie Mae
The life and times of HRH Princess Jenn
Created on 2007-01-22 09:35:31 (#12100311), last updated 2007-07-25
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Basic Info| Name: | HRH Princess Jenn |
|---|---|
| Location: | Antioch, California, United States |
| Website: | MySpace |
Bio~21 years old
~I am half Irish on my Dad's side, 1/4 English and 1/4 German from my Mom's side.
~But in more technical terms, I am 1/2 Arkansas and 1/2 Southern California. Though my loyalties lie to Northern California.
~I've lived in Antioch, California for my entire life. In the same house even.
~Antioch is only cool because in one hour you can get to either San Francisco or Sacramento. And you get radio stations from both cities.
~In the past lives I know about, I lived in Boston in the late sixteenth century, and in LA in the 1920s. I only know this through my best friend Patrick.
~Patrick was my neighbor in Boston. No he is not alive, and yes, I do see dead people. They're not so bad.
~I've never broken a bone, though I have sprained my ankles many, many times.
~I get a migraine once a month.
~I teach dance. I love it.
~I bite my nails, and the skin around my nails, until they bleed.
~I'm studying to be an elementary school teacher, yet deep down I really want to be an author.
~I know a lot of French.
~Sailormoon is a gateway anime, that can lead to severe life changes.
~I fell in love with Prince Harry when I was six. I made a vow to marry him.
~I hate Chelsy Davy.
~I love traveling, and I love love love love airplanes.
~My hero is Ayumi Hamasaki.
~The mere thought of meeting her one day makes me cry
~Voldemort is Jesus.
~No, I'm not kidding. He is. I worship him thus. I love him. I pray to him. I imagine what dirty, dirty lovemaking with him would be like.
~It's pretty dirty.
~My parents decided to play Mozart for my sister in the womb, and 70s British rock for me in the womb.
~I went to a Yes concert and somehow I knew all the words to their songs
~My room is a disaster. There are clothes and books and whatnot everywhere. And my walls are crowded with 60+ Ayumi Hamasaki posters.
~As long as the Ayupan are fine, my room is okay though.
~I like work and school far too much. More than any sane person should.
~MySpace took over my life
~Instead of blood, Coca-Cola flows through my veins
~Jack is my cat. I love him too much.
~Ralph Fiennes is the sexy sexy.
~Gorillaz is the most awesome band ever
~My memory is either insanely awesome, or nonexistant
~I recently discovered Gaspard Ulliel... bonjour mon bishounen
~No, I don't have a boyfriend.
~No, you won't be my boyfriend.
~I'm pagan. 'Sawesome.
~I have hiccups every day.
~I don't really watch sitcoms. I watch whatever is considered to be the most random.
~Unless there's something on VH1 or MTV
~I really enjoy buying clothes, shoes, and purses, but only if they're on sale really.
~I really hate James Blunt
~I have a lot of irrational fears, including alien invasion, getting my ears pierced, stepladders, and cars driving next to mine on the freeway
~I get really angry when I see an optical illusion
~My Mom helped me understand the path of life, and gave me wisdom until the day she passed on
~I have a list of things to do before I die. I've only done like three of them.
~I love movies, which is why I work at a movie theater
~I have some great ideas for a reality show.
~Neil Gaiman is my favorite author and I've met him twice. The first time I met him I burst into tears.
~Neil Gaiman also has a hot son who is my age hmmmmmmmm......
~I only cry when I'm happy
~I have perfect vision and excellent hearing
~College is the best thing in the world
~If the temperature drops anywhere under 60 degrees, then I complain about the sub-antarctic temperatures
~By the end of this year I will be living in an apartment, not in this house
~Ross is the greatest store ever
~I can laugh at anything, especially if it's inappropriate to laugh at
~My left boob is a 38C whereas my right boob is a 36C
~The Sixth Sense is the story of my life
~I really wish I learned how to play the piano
~Gilmore Girls is the greatest show
~But the Discovery Health Channel is an amazing channel
~I don't know why they air so many documentaries with strange titles about people with horrible deformities. But you haven't lived until you've watched Born Without A Face.
~Patrick's favorite show is Project Runway, and he tells me all about it, and I watched one episode once and it was EXACTLY how he said it would be.
~Soon I'm going to the spa and having a day for me
~I plan on getting some highlights on that day
~And some nails so I can stop biting on mine (like I am right now!)
~I’m very ready for a change
~I smell like Vera Wang Princess
~I only like it because a) it smells awesome, and b) it’s called Princess
~I love love love Britney Spears
~I have a zombie hand
~I can also play the spoons. I am 1/2 Arkansas
~The Sims 2 is life
~Shopping is my favorite sport
~I can easily sleep in until 3 in the afternoon
~And I’d rather go to bed at 4 in the morning
~I love computers
~But I love eating food more
~Even though I can’t cook at all
~That’s what the microwave is for
~I love to buy notebooks when they're on sale and fill them with whatever I want
~Writing my name over and over again is fun
~Deep down I wish I had an iPod, even though I know they're lame and always break
~In high school, I wasn't popular yet everyone knew who I was and liked me
~The Barnes & Noble people know me by name
~Newton's Law: Every French man between the ages of 15-28 must be HOTTTTT. And they will ALL flirt with Jenn.
~I have an oral fixation
~Which is why I always bite my nails, eat, or have something in or around my mouth. Hence, oral fixation.
~Stephen Colbert is awesome
~Coca-Cola is my antidrug, even though caffeine is a drug
~I've never had a second date
~I'm almost always laughing at something
~VeeDub!
~I collect eye shadow
~and lip gloss
~I love Hostess cupcakes
~Oh snap!
~I love to swear
~Even though there are words that I just will not say, words that degrade people by race or sex
~Sometimes I put on sunglasses and put on U2 and pretend I'm Bono
~Crrazy Taxi! Oh yeah!
~Nothing is more fun than hanging out with gay guys
~"I know where we can get some TINsel!!"
~Why was Marie Osmond in that lame Christmas movie?
~I look A LOT like Nicole Kidman
~Sometimes people stop me and they're like, "Wait... no, sorry, you just looked a lot like Nicole Kidman."
~In return, I adore her
~I never really grew up
~I eat Lucky Charms every morning
~Sashi and I have an ongoing joke about how she's a big whore
~And our jokes get really inappropriate
~For some reason she likes to tell people that I'm a lesbian just because she feels like it
~I can walk around London with my eyes closed
~I can walk around Berkeley with my eyes closed, but I don't recommend it as you may be robbed by hippies/poor college students
~I love money
~The only time I get really bummed is when I have no money
~I'm an insanely picky eater
~The only reason I'm afraid of getting old is getting that old people smell.
~I can tell you anything about anything about Harry Potter
~Except you will probably get the biased, Slytherin opinions on things
~Did I mention that Voldemort IS Jesus Christ?
~I keep having dreams in which I have no friends
~I support Old People Love, yet not Old People Banging. The movie Cocoon has me torn in two.
~Oh fux.
~the combination of "fuck" and "oh shucks", for those gosh-darnit moments when you need to swear
~one of Sashi's pearls of wisdom
~I really love me, and the world
~I am half Irish on my Dad's side, 1/4 English and 1/4 German from my Mom's side.
~But in more technical terms, I am 1/2 Arkansas and 1/2 Southern California. Though my loyalties lie to Northern California.
~I've lived in Antioch, California for my entire life. In the same house even.
~Antioch is only cool because in one hour you can get to either San Francisco or Sacramento. And you get radio stations from both cities.
~In the past lives I know about, I lived in Boston in the late sixteenth century, and in LA in the 1920s. I only know this through my best friend Patrick.
~Patrick was my neighbor in Boston. No he is not alive, and yes, I do see dead people. They're not so bad.
~I've never broken a bone, though I have sprained my ankles many, many times.
~I get a migraine once a month.
~I teach dance. I love it.
~I bite my nails, and the skin around my nails, until they bleed.
~I'm studying to be an elementary school teacher, yet deep down I really want to be an author.
~I know a lot of French.
~Sailormoon is a gateway anime, that can lead to severe life changes.
~I fell in love with Prince Harry when I was six. I made a vow to marry him.
~I hate Chelsy Davy.
~I love traveling, and I love love love love airplanes.
~My hero is Ayumi Hamasaki.
~The mere thought of meeting her one day makes me cry
~Voldemort is Jesus.
~No, I'm not kidding. He is. I worship him thus. I love him. I pray to him. I imagine what dirty, dirty lovemaking with him would be like.
~It's pretty dirty.
~My parents decided to play Mozart for my sister in the womb, and 70s British rock for me in the womb.
~I went to a Yes concert and somehow I knew all the words to their songs
~My room is a disaster. There are clothes and books and whatnot everywhere. And my walls are crowded with 60+ Ayumi Hamasaki posters.
~As long as the Ayupan are fine, my room is okay though.
~I like work and school far too much. More than any sane person should.
~MySpace took over my life
~Instead of blood, Coca-Cola flows through my veins
~Jack is my cat. I love him too much.
~Ralph Fiennes is the sexy sexy.
~Gorillaz is the most awesome band ever
~My memory is either insanely awesome, or nonexistant
~I recently discovered Gaspard Ulliel... bonjour mon bishounen
~No, I don't have a boyfriend.
~No, you won't be my boyfriend.
~I'm pagan. 'Sawesome.
~I have hiccups every day.
~I don't really watch sitcoms. I watch whatever is considered to be the most random.
~Unless there's something on VH1 or MTV
~I really enjoy buying clothes, shoes, and purses, but only if they're on sale really.
~I really hate James Blunt
~I have a lot of irrational fears, including alien invasion, getting my ears pierced, stepladders, and cars driving next to mine on the freeway
~I get really angry when I see an optical illusion
~My Mom helped me understand the path of life, and gave me wisdom until the day she passed on
~I have a list of things to do before I die. I've only done like three of them.
~I love movies, which is why I work at a movie theater
~I have some great ideas for a reality show.
~Neil Gaiman is my favorite author and I've met him twice. The first time I met him I burst into tears.
~Neil Gaiman also has a hot son who is my age hmmmmmmmm......
~I only cry when I'm happy
~I have perfect vision and excellent hearing
~College is the best thing in the world
~If the temperature drops anywhere under 60 degrees, then I complain about the sub-antarctic temperatures
~By the end of this year I will be living in an apartment, not in this house
~Ross is the greatest store ever
~I can laugh at anything, especially if it's inappropriate to laugh at
~My left boob is a 38C whereas my right boob is a 36C
~The Sixth Sense is the story of my life
~I really wish I learned how to play the piano
~Gilmore Girls is the greatest show
~But the Discovery Health Channel is an amazing channel
~I don't know why they air so many documentaries with strange titles about people with horrible deformities. But you haven't lived until you've watched Born Without A Face.
~Patrick's favorite show is Project Runway, and he tells me all about it, and I watched one episode once and it was EXACTLY how he said it would be.
~Soon I'm going to the spa and having a day for me
~I plan on getting some highlights on that day
~And some nails so I can stop biting on mine (like I am right now!)
~I’m very ready for a change
~I smell like Vera Wang Princess
~I only like it because a) it smells awesome, and b) it’s called Princess
~I love love love Britney Spears
~I have a zombie hand
~I can also play the spoons. I am 1/2 Arkansas
~The Sims 2 is life
~Shopping is my favorite sport
~I can easily sleep in until 3 in the afternoon
~And I’d rather go to bed at 4 in the morning
~I love computers
~But I love eating food more
~Even though I can’t cook at all
~That’s what the microwave is for
~I love to buy notebooks when they're on sale and fill them with whatever I want
~Writing my name over and over again is fun
~Deep down I wish I had an iPod, even though I know they're lame and always break
~In high school, I wasn't popular yet everyone knew who I was and liked me
~The Barnes & Noble people know me by name
~Newton's Law: Every French man between the ages of 15-28 must be HOTTTTT. And they will ALL flirt with Jenn.
~I have an oral fixation
~Which is why I always bite my nails, eat, or have something in or around my mouth. Hence, oral fixation.
~Stephen Colbert is awesome
~Coca-Cola is my antidrug, even though caffeine is a drug
~I've never had a second date
~I'm almost always laughing at something
~VeeDub!
~I collect eye shadow
~and lip gloss
~I love Hostess cupcakes
~Oh snap!
~I love to swear
~Even though there are words that I just will not say, words that degrade people by race or sex
~Sometimes I put on sunglasses and put on U2 and pretend I'm Bono
~Crrazy Taxi! Oh yeah!
~Nothing is more fun than hanging out with gay guys
~"I know where we can get some TINsel!!"
~Why was Marie Osmond in that lame Christmas movie?
~I look A LOT like Nicole Kidman
~Sometimes people stop me and they're like, "Wait... no, sorry, you just looked a lot like Nicole Kidman."
~In return, I adore her
~I never really grew up
~I eat Lucky Charms every morning
~Sashi and I have an ongoing joke about how she's a big whore
~And our jokes get really inappropriate
~For some reason she likes to tell people that I'm a lesbian just because she feels like it
~I can walk around London with my eyes closed
~I can walk around Berkeley with my eyes closed, but I don't recommend it as you may be robbed by hippies/poor college students
~I love money
~The only time I get really bummed is when I have no money
~I'm an insanely picky eater
~The only reason I'm afraid of getting old is getting that old people smell.
~I can tell you anything about anything about Harry Potter
~Except you will probably get the biased, Slytherin opinions on things
~Did I mention that Voldemort IS Jesus Christ?
~I keep having dreams in which I have no friends
~I support Old People Love, yet not Old People Banging. The movie Cocoon has me torn in two.
~Oh fux.
~the combination of "fuck" and "oh shucks", for those gosh-darnit moments when you need to swear
~one of Sashi's pearls of wisdom
~I really love me, and the world
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